Dee Hicks, Editor
|The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.|
|Vol. XX, No. 38||King's Gate Club - a 55+ community, Nokomis, Florida||September 27, 2008|
8:30A Water Ex
1:00P Dup. Bridge
7:00P Billiards (L)
8:30A Water Ex
1:00P Painting /Drawing
7:00P Poker - L
1:00P Texas Hold'em - L
7:00P Poker (M)
8:30A Water Ex
8:00A Blood Pressure
8:00A Food Pantry
8:15A Coffee Social
9:00A R.T. Meeting
THANK YOU: The Kings Gate Club people are the greatest. My very sincere thanks to all of you that sent me cards and e-mails regarding my recent surgery. Having just completed my six week check up everything is going fine except that Chuck will still be my go-fer for a couple more months. Looking forward to the end of October and our return to Paradise. Jan Collins
THANK YOU: I would like to thank everyone for the cards, thoughts and prayers on the passing of my Mom, Rosalind Hill Tandy. Thank You, Karen Swanson
WATER EXERCISE: On Monday October 13th the water exercise group will change their start time for the winter months. The new time will be 9:30 a.m. All are invited to join the group.
GOOD NEWS - The DVD "The John Adams Series" that was out for one month has been returned!! Two new DVD'S added this week: "88 Minutes with Al Pacino" and "Sex and the City Movie." ---Jean Ickes
TRAVEL: I have a few seats left on the casino bus, Tuesday October 7, 2008, leaving 8:30 a.m. loading at 8:15 a.m. $25.00. You will receive $25.00 in free play and $5.00 in a food voucher.
November 9, 2008: Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, wait listed, check the list and see if you booked in the spring, we have 2 buses going. $62.00 payable to Kings Gate Club Travel
November 27, 2008, Thanksgiving Day, White Christmas, leaving at 4:00 p.m. 2 buses, we have a few open seats. $65.00
New Happy Heart Tour schedules, read about the fire at Happy Hearts, the latest is they hope to be in the new office by December and hopefully will have an open house. I will keep you updated. Feel free to pick up one of the schedules.
Medical forms: PLEASE UPDATE THEM OR DATE THE ONES I HAVE ON FILE IF NO CHANGES
Don and Mary Lou, your Travel Coordinators
A few things to think about .
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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